tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8213702011-04-22T10:46:09.272+10:00A blog of Neale Talbot by his cow-orker Chris.Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17093723051856933942noreply@blogger.comBlogger31100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-821370.post-8220032000-09-12T14:31:00.000+10:002000-09-12T14:31:15.450+10:00Him: 'Hey Chris, can you just go to wrongwaygoback.com and load this page...I keep getting an error message.' <br /> <br />me: 'Neale, see that sales guy over there? He said if I didn't finish this proposal in fifteen minutes, he hit me with that fire hydrant there. Repeatedly.' <br /> <br />Him: 'It'll only take a second...look, see, just hit submit and...oh damn, your computer crashed. You did save that proposal document, right?' <br /> <br />tap...tap...tap...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/821370-822003?l=nealetalbot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17093723051856933942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-821370.post-8217712000-09-12T13:57:00.000+10:002000-09-12T13:57:45.733+10:00Tap-tap-tap...'hey Chris, I want to do a post about monkey-sex, but don't want to use the term twice in one week. Any ideas?'...tap-tap-tap...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/821370-821771?l=nealetalbot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17093723051856933942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-821370.post-8217332000-09-12T13:51:00.000+10:002000-09-12T13:51:55.356+10:00It's mid-afternoon. The silence has been restored. Not fifteen minutes ago, the office was bombarded with the gradual drip-drip-drip as He drained his tuna into his waste-paper basket. Ever wonder why it's called a waste <i>paper</i> basket, and not 'tuna-oil receptor'? <br /> <br />The smell of tuna mixed with basil and dried tomatoes fills the air, leaving a legacy of the mid-day gastronomic shennanigans. Something must be done.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/821370-821733?l=nealetalbot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Chrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17093723051856933942noreply@blogger.com